A Bearded Newbie

Being a substitute is a strange and wonderful experience. One day you may now you are working the next, you may find out very early that same morning, or you can be hesitantly wait until school starts to start making plans for the day. This day was one of those latter, not sure when I can start making plans for the day. I got up before sch ool started, just in case and once I finished breakfast I did not get a call so I started playing Rygar. I have no manuel for this game but found one alomst immediately after I passed the game, so here is my description. This is the game is mostly side scroller and some top scrolling. Starting, you are this little man, maybe about the size of Mario or Samuel in Metroid, and your only visible weapon is a shield that shoots out like a giant yo-yo. After killing some monster, turtle things and giant red rolly-pollies, you find out there are stars that you can collect. These stars can but used, if you accumulate enough of them, to refill your healt...

Compared to others out there in the 'verse or 'nets this is a drop in the bucket, but any food that makes me giggle as I make it it worth sharing with you. It all started on a wonderful Friday morning of another three day weekend. I had a bunch of good breakfast ingredients to make many-a-good breakfasts with, but instead I combined all their powers in to the The Great Pork Breakfast Sandwich. I started with two breakfast sausage patties. Seared them on both sides, so that they are still pink in the middle. Since they were too thick to fit in the sandwich I sliced them and finished cooking them. Next was three slices of ham made for sandwiches. After frying the ham, I fried up two slices of bacon. Draining the pan I dipped two pieces of whole grain bread in an egg, salt, nutmeg mixture (French toast style) and cooked them. I then added the rest of the egg mixture with a single egg, added some salt and pepper and cooked that. Once it was all done I stacked it up and added,...